To the Dark Side
from Sew Preeti Quilts
Paul: Are your sisters going to the dark side?
Me: No, they are shining lights in the night. Think Florence Nightingale.
Paul: But their clothes are dark
Me: Yes, it hides their stains
Paul: Stains?
Me: Blood, sweat and tears.
Paul: Whose blood, sweat and tears?
Me: Whomever needs comforting. I just said "think Florence Nightingale". You are not listening.
Paul (changing the topic): How many of these do you have?
Me: Plenty to make two quilts.
Paul: And who gets those quilts?
Me: Well, one will go to the quilt show next year and the other will be a ...